Mother’s Day Jokes (#10)
😂 Funny Mother’s Day Jokes to Make Mom Smile
Looking to add a little humor to your Mother’s Day celebration? Whether you’re sharing a card, a toast, or a text, here are a few light-hearted jokes that’ll get a laugh (or at least an eye roll) from Mom. Enjoy! 💐
1. Why did mom bring a ladder to Mother’s Day brunch?
Because she heard the meal was going to be top notch. 🪜🍽️
2. What did the baby corn say to the mama corn?
“Where’s popcorn?” 🌽🍿
3. Why was the computer so nice to its mom on Mother’s Day?
Because it couldn’t function without her support system. 💻❤️
4. What do you call a mom who can’t draw?
Tracy—but only in crayon. 🖍️😄
5. Why don’t moms need bookmarks?
Because they never lose their place—especially in your life! 📖💕
6. What’s a mom’s favorite type of music?
Hip-hop, as long as it’s not on the furniture. 🎶🛋️
7. Why did the kids give their mom a blanket for Mother’s Day?
Because she’s always throwing shade—and they wanted her to be cozy while doing it. 😎🧣
8. What kind of flowers do you never give on Mother’s Day?
Cauliflowers. 🥦🚫
9. What did the toddler say when asked why he gave mom rocks for Mother’s Day?
“Because diamonds are just fancy rocks, and I’m on a budget.” 💎➡️🪨
Happy Mother’s Day to all the amazing moms out there! You deserve love, laughter, and maybe even a nap. 💖