5 Football Jokes (5)
🏈 5 Original Football Jokes to Make You Laugh
Whether you’re a die-hard fan or just here for the snacks, everyone loves a good football joke. Here are five quips that are sure to bring a smile to your face — no helmet required!
1. Why did the football team go to art class?
Because they needed help drawing up plays!
2. Why did the quarterback bring string to the game?
To tie the score!
3. What did the coach say to the broken vending machine?
“I need my quarterback!”
4. Why don’t football players get hot during games?
Because they have too many fans!
5. Why was the football stadium always so cold?
Because every seat had a draft!