Weekly Jokes (2)
🧠Pun Overload: Hilariously Groan-Worthy Jokes to Brighten Your Day
Ready to pun-ish your funny bone? These jokes are packed with more wordplay than a dad at a dictionary convention. Let’s dive into the pun-derworld!
1. The Crumby Baker
I used to be a baker, but I couldn’t make enough dough.
Now I’m on a roll, but my life is still kind of crumby.
Rising to the occasion was never so gluten-full.
2. The Electrifying Breakup
I once dated an electrician.
We had current chemistry, but she said I lacked spark.
Now I’m shocked and de-light-ed to be single.
It was a real power couple—until we short-circuited.
3. Tiny Gains, Big Energy
I opened a gym for ants.
It’s called Tiny Gains.
The treadmill is just a rotating sushi belt.
The protein shakes come in eyedroppers.
4. Boats, Piers, and Deep Thoughts
I bought a boat to get over my pier pressure.
Now I’m just coasting through life and sea-ing the world.
It’s all smooth sailing now—until the tide brings emails.
5. The Lazy Clock
I bought a clock that always runs late.
Turns out it just likes to take its time.
I guess it’s really second-guessing itself.
It’s got no minute to spare for responsibility.